I think this craziness boils down to one major problem….

One side is convinced that she’s Walt Disney’s Goofy and the other side is convinced she’s Corky from “Life Goes On” (and that we have different definitions of a word we all just kinda made up.)

But two things I can say about everyone involved…one, we’re all capable of both incredibly thoughtful and incredibly ignorant arguments.  And two, we all need to understand that it’s a children’s cartoon show about brightly colored horses and really not worth the drama.  Just. chill. out.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to write a 12,000 word essay about how Cartoon Network are homophobes because they won’t recognize my Princess Bubblegum/Marceline ‘ship.  Goodnight, internet!